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Maker of the Atlantisring - Monday, October 27, 2008
Life in Paradise
 
 Monday, October 27, 2008

Crazy Charlie came into my life in Amsterdam one unfortunate day. He was born in Tirol but had left there after having been involved in making explosives for a separatist movement. I was walking over the square in front of the Royal Palace towards my legally squatted home, when he approached me for a guilder; we still had national money then. He was broke and needed a coin to call his former girlfriend as he just came from a stint in a Belgian prison. He had no where to go and hoped she would take him in. Before he went to Belgium, he was in Amsterdam, hence his girlfriend. It had never been a good relation and he was happy to get to live in our amazing building. He told me he had done time for falsifying certificates of authenticity for fake antiques. He made new copper pots look old with acid and burying them in the ground for a while. He then sold them with self made certificates of origin stamped and signed by the secretary of the BADA, the Belgian Antique Dealers Association, rubber stamps and all. Charlie knew more tricks than the book holds. I took him in, first for a few days in my own big front room on a couch, later he got his own place in the building; there were empty rooms enough.

When Charlie was settled he asked me to help him with what he called a moral issue; paying of a debt of honor.  

He explained that when he was in Amsterdam some years ago, he was often approached by youngsters who asked for a little money. There were hippies who came to the magic city, curious kids and druggies from all over the world. Many used to sleep for free in the park or on the stairs of the National Monument. True enough, these guys who had over stayed their welcome roamed the streets, often begging me too for a hand out.

In those days the parking of cars in the city had become a major problem and the first parking meters had appeared on the streets. Charley had been a certified lock smith, although he was thrown out of the profession for duplicating keys of bank safes. He now figured a way to help the poor kids. He had secretly made keys for the newly appeared parking meters and gave them to all the kids who asked for money. He explained that their piggy banks where all over town and with the provided key they could serve them selves. For his trained locksmith eye, the first parking meters where simple enough and he easily made keys to gave away, just for his own satisfaction. He never showed me how he did it. He was proud of himself to have had that generous and helpful idea. It did not take long for the police to find him out. Some careless kid had been taken in who spilled the beans. He was arrested and led before a magistrate. This entire episode happened long before I knew him. He told me how the punishment for his giving out keys was difficult for the prosecutor and the judge to determine. One; the legality of the very parking meters was still in question. A discussion was going on over who had the right to tax the streets and two; Charlie had not damaged anything or stolen anything himself, three; the amount of money that had been taken by the key holding kids could not be determined. So the judge gave Tiroler Charlie a stern warning. The judge had said: “Charlie, this time you will get away with a warning. Be informed however that the next generation parking meters will be much better constructed now that you have pointed out that they are vulnerable. I bet you will not be able to open the new ones.”  Charlie immediately answered the judge: “Your Honor, thank you for your leniency, I heard you loud and clear, and I accept your bet. My honor as a lock smith is at stake and I bet you that I can open them.”

 

He then asked me help him with his task to defend his honor. I was amused about his story and found it hard to refuse such challenge, and I agreed. We went out for an inspection of the newly placed modern parking meters. They looked impressive indeed. Mounted on a 2 inch steel pipe, embedded in a block of concrete, buried deep in the ground they where practically immovable. Investigating them at location with a tent built around was not impossible but impractical, so it was decided to get one in order to study it in the privacy of his workshop. To do this we developed an ingenious device, a movable tent, to discretely remove one. In Holland we have transport tricycles for big loads. The front is a wooden flatbed of almost a meter and a half square that rests on an axle with wheel on each side. The driver sits on a saddle on top of the back wheel and his feet turn the drive chain. His hands move the flatbed in the direction the contraption is going. We had found a tricycle like that in a carport of our squatted house. Covered by a layer of dust with flat tires it had stood there many years. We mounted sticks on the four corners and connected those with horizontal bars. About one meter high it was. We covered the frame with old carpets and tarpaulin overlapping flaps in front. It was now a box big enough to hold a man. With a handsaw we made a slit 3 inch wide, in front of the wooden flatbed, all the way till the axle. That was to get the parking meter inside the box. Charlie had obtained a huge pipe cutter and his chariot was now ready for action. We waited till night fall and with Charlie inside I pushed it all the way across the wide main road. The weather was bad; there was not a dog outside. The rain came in gusts and the wet autumn leaves were flying through the darkness. With here and there a street lamp the light was scant and I was feeling excited and alert. Through an alley, on across another street onto the canal streets where the parking meters were. After a little more pushing I found an empty parking spot under a tree at a dark corner. The rain and cold wind made it the perfect night for our adventure. The trees rustled and swung their low branches and splattered me with wet leaves. I pointed the tricycle straight at the parking meter. The pipe went through the flaps and the slit, the parking meter was now right inside the box with Charlie. I walked away while he did his cutting. In case of a night stroller, or a dog walker coming too close, I was to whistle a certain melody. At my third pass, when I asked, I heard the muffled “All Clear” signal from within. Then I pulled the tricycle away from there. Up the steep bridge to turn left and get home as fast as possible. Looking back I saw the short steel pipe sticking out of the street where once had been the parking meter. Nobody would miss it or even know that there had been a parking meter. The trip back home was cold and apart from the feeling of victory uneventful. Once back inside the building Charlie carried his loot wrapped in a cloth with him to his dwelling.

 

I did not see him for a few weeks but one day Charlie came up with a bunch of keys. “It is time to try out my work, come along,” said he, “you have to watch for me, part of the deal.” He explained that the meters had indeed not been easy to crack; each one needed three keys to get at the money. He showed me three bunches of different size keys. One key to open the top, the second to free the box which held the coins and the third key to open it. The box was attached on a strong thin chain. We went out, again on a dark stormy night. It was autumn and the weather was often bad. Charlie was dressed in his black raincoat with a multitude of inner pockets that held pliers, cutters, a breaking iron and the rest of the tools of his trade. On his head a rolled up baklava, on his hands thin gloves. I put my darkest winter coat and gloves and out we went. The eerie light from the few street lamps through the moving branches, the rain and the howling wind made it a perfect horror movie scene. After midnight we spotted the perfect parking meter, between two parked cars, just there where a street lamp was not working. While Charlie started trying and inserting one key after the other, I walked around again with that crazy melody in my head. Nobody disturbed us; it was no weather for any one to be outside. At one of my passes he came away triumphantly and I heard the sound of silver. He attacked the next one much more confidently, but still needed a lot of time. When he had found the three keys that worked as passkeys for one row of meters on one street, the next street needed other keys again. I saw sometimes a glimpse of his doings, a flash of the many keys in the windy night under a tree that moves and rustles and the wind is raving loose leaves in the autumn storm. At a spot that was a bit more exposed, to save time, he would just open the top, insert the breaking iron for the money box, get it out and cut the chain with his strong cutting pliers. He would put the box in one of his deep pockets and move on. How many he opened I don't recall, but later that night we drank on his success in a few bars. We always paid with coins, not to raise suspicion we could not stay long in one place. We bought cigarettes from coin operated machines, and we ate at an automatic food dispenser. A few days later he asked me to come again but I refused. My argument being that I helped him keep his bet with the judge, to defend his honor, but I was not going to be a burglar, no thank you very much. He accused me of cowardice, but who was the stupid one when a few weeks later he was behind bars, for a good while this time? He had made keys for other people again and of course they had been caught and of course they had sung. I did not see Charlie for a few months; however, he did come back. Last time I saw him he was tapping electricity from a high tension wire. He had taped beer bottles two feet apart as insulators on a long bamboo pole. A thick copper wire was wrapped around each bottle neck and he shoved the pole out of his window until the copper wire touched the electric tramway overhead lines. The other end went into a buzzing transformer the size of three cubic feet. His room was the first one to have light that night. The guy who collected the money from the twenty or so people living here, to pay the monthly electricity bill, had eloped with the money, so what were we to do?

 

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 Saturday, September 27, 2008

1944 in this year of the monkey

 On 20 December Alexander Baldal was born. In Nijmegen, Holland, at 11:30 AM, son of Joseph Baldal and Magdalena Cornelia Hagendoorn. I was the third child after Anne Marie and Joseph Johan Jacob.

 

1945 Rooster year,

My first birthday party in December. I remember nothing.

The fifth day of May, the war with Germany is over. No memory of myself yet.

 

1946 Dog year

I am 2 years old, the family has moved to Oegstgeest, nearby Leiden, in the west of the country. No memory of self at all.

 

1948 Rat year

In December I’ll be 4 years old. We went with the 4 children in the two-door dark blue little Opel Olympia to the beach in Noordwijk or Katwijk to make long walks, eat ice cream, buy fresh rolls, and have fun. It was often cold and windy, the sea green-gray. Dead jellyfish lay on the beach. We throw them all over.

 

1947 Pig year,

3 years old, kindergarten, the only thing I remember was that the maid Beppie, or Bep, brings me in the stroller to the play school on the Warmonderweg.

 

1949 Ox year

4 years old, 5 years in December,

We went by train to Eindhoven to celebrate grandfather’s birthday (from mother’s side), with the whole family. I remember “het Silveren Seepaerd” a classical restaurant. Grandfather had had the railway station’s restaurant. His style was old-world, luxury, silver, uniformed waiters, the works. His birthday is on the last day of the year, so the party is combined with New Years party. I went downstairs to get bottles of wine and champagne from the cellar.

 

1950 Tiger year,

5 years old, going 6 in December. I do not remember anything much of those times. I do not give the milk money for the play school to the woman teachers but buy ice cream for it on the corner from the entrance to the Leidse Hout, a park with trees and walkways. There was the ERMI ice cream three wheeler with a old man selling the icicles on wooden sticks. Deep in his tin lined insulated car with dry ice he kept the wanted delicacies.

 

 

1951 Cat year

Primary school in Oegstgeest. This year or the next I started at the “Lagere School” in Oegstgeest, de Terwee school on the Terrwee weg

Elize Rebecca is born this year, first called Elsje, later when she grew up and married, Rebecca. No clear memory of these times at all.

 

1952 Dragon year,

 I am 7 years old. I became 8 years old on 20 December.

Lagere School. Do not remember a thing of these times. I must have been at school learning writing and reading and all that.

 

1953 Snake year

9 years old, I think, around this time, I learned sailing from Egbert Lubbers, who was a boy in my school class and who lived in the Spaargarenstraat, where our garden was. He had a sailing canoe, type Corjaal, a narrow two seater, paddles to get through narrow waters, a short mast for a gaff sail, a mid-sword that could be lowered and raised, a jib, a rudder, everything to sail about in miniature. We sailed from Warmond to the “Kager Plassen”. I learned from ‘Eppie” all the basic tricks to sail a boat, how to make some basic knots and handle ropes, which served me very well later in life. His parents rowed a “wherry”, a narrow, long sleek boat with a sliding chair for the rower, a seat facing forward in the back for the person steering with a small rudder operated by thin ropes.  It had very long oars, went fast and was light. One day when Eppie and I went in his sailing canoe through a narrow water, towards the open lake, there were two pit bulls barking at us, I tried to hit one to make it go away, but it bit the paddle and never let go anymore. I pulled the paddle with the pit bull on it under water, but it bit the paddle right in pieces, and came out of the water with the wood in his jaws. A real nasty doggy. What a bummer. From the sailing I remembered to sit in front, we sat one behind the other, the midsword between my legs or no, I sat on the high side, wherever the wind came from. It had a gaff sail, that means a short mast with a long stick on the peek of the mainsail. The jib was thus not high, attaches  to the masthead which is only three quarter up the main. Still it could pull in the young boys hands and I held it often stiff and strong. I learned to sail the right way, without winches yet, just a cleat and a sheet. What a great time on the lake it was.

 

1954 Horse year

 I am 9, going 10 years old

Still at the primary school in Oegstgeest. De Openbare Lagere School.

 

1955 Goat year,

10 years and no real memoirs, maybe Aad Timmermans was my friend already. I sat high on his shoulders and he carried me to fight another young lightweight on the shoulders of another power boy. I remember playing marbles, having a sack full at times, and none but two at other times.  Aadje’s full name was Adriaan of course, he was my adjudant I now realize, I always had a guy who stood by me in to help, protect, assist and even fight for me if I was attacked by bullies.

 

1956 Monkey year

12 years in December, what happened those years???

 

1957 Rooster year

12 years old. 13 in December. Was it this year that my father got a stroke? It was so serious that he never really recovered, he went to various hospitals, starting in Wassenaar, Leerdam, Utrecht and more. He came home a year or more later, dragging a leg and his right arm and hand were lame. His speech was affected, his mouth dribbled and he had become another person altogether. I had never known him at all, and didn’t know him much afterwards. But I loved him better after he came back from his sickness. I was at school at the Rijnlands lyceum, misbehaving, giving my mother more trouble than she needed. Unruly to the max, rebellious total because my freedom was at stake, my expression of loving the world, the father. I was often by mother Timmermans and her 4 boys, they were my good friends. The third, Aad would defend me at the school when I had made someone angry or they tried something on me, as I was small and a little frail. I  could never swim like him, but he was my man, whenever force was needed. This year I went to the lyceum, a high school that would prepare for the academy later or the university. I was considered intelligent already then.

 

1958 Dog year

 Now 14 years old I was at the “Rijnlands Lyceum” Rebellious like shit, I remember fights with the teacher English, she went so desperate that she was ready to jump out of the window.

 

1959 Pig year

14 years and going 15 I was kicked out of school. Jan de Kater came with a cigar he had stolen from his father. He shit in his pants when we smoked it and our first cigarette, we where nasty kids, in wintertime we walked the thin ice and in summer we shot with air pistols on the cows. I did not want to follow the religious hour, bible lessons, I questioned every word and statement of the bible. Had the first interests in sexual matters, sold condoms to other students, during Bible lessons. Had impertinent questions about the religions.  Got removed from school for bad behavior. No violence, but rebellious and adverse to the trend. Five boys like me got removed from the Rijnlands Lyceum. We broke into the school one night and emptied the foam fire extinguishers and did some vandalism.

 

1960 Rat year

15 years, private lessons at home, then to the Hague, Scheveningen, de Zonnebloem School. Somewhat numbed into a life without goal, young, living without vision yet.    

 

1961 Ox year

At school in Kijkduin, somewhere close to Den Haag. From home to school went as follows: Wake up around 7 am, go downstairs to the kitchen, put the gas under the pan with the porridge, eat it, dress in outside coat, take the bicycle out of the shed and paddle to the train station in Leiden. Take the twelve-minute ride to Den Haag, jump on bus 19 all the way to the end, which takes about 40 minutes, and walk 15 minutes to the school building. Every day 5 days a week,

 

1962 Tiger year

 I continue school, examination tests are coming up.  One evening mother asks me to put some letters in the mailbox which is situated opposite our house. We live in the Regentesselaan 46, by the Emma pleintje. Next to the big, red, cast iron letterbox is a blue machine that dispenses stamps. You have to insert coins, turn a handle and collect the stamps from a little window, lick them, glue them on the envelops and throw these in the slit of the big red box. In order to free hands I laid the letters on top of the stamp machine. Put the dimes and quarts in the machine, turned the handle and took the stamps out the little glass door in the bottom of the machine. When I had the stamps to put on the letters, I felt on top of the machine to get the letters, and I felt something else also, that happened to be a purse. Without looking I quickly put it in my pocket, finished my business, and went back home. Upstairs in my room I opened the purse, and found a lot of money, it was more than 700 guilders. I had never seen so much money. The next day was the day of the examinations for the end of the school period. I hardly slept that night and in the early morning I went to Den Haag as usual, and threw the empty purse in a letterbox near the train station. The mail service would take care of that, it contained papers, addresses, whatever, and instead of taking a bus to the examination place as usual, I took a taxi, maybe for the first time in my life. I felt elated, confident and over and above myself. I finished the tests much faster than all the other kids and instead of eating my prepared sandwiches like all the others, I fed the birds in a little park nearby and went to have lunch in the restaurant close by. There the teachers and inspectors also went for lunch and every body ate in style. I ate two fried eggs sunny side up with bacon and ham on bread, wow. Finished the tests and went home. Next day I found out that I had passed the test with no room for error, I reached just on the limit. One more mistake would have made me fail.... The summer recess had come, vacation time. The weather was good, I went sailing with the son of the village druggist in his Z24, a red painted ‘Vrijbuiter’, a sleek, fast  little thing with a jib and a full battened sail. It was built during the war years and some limits in the measurements were allowed, so that all the few Vrijbuiters that got built were all pretty different. Then I found big BM from a friend of my brother Jos. I had all the money remember. With some of it I rented the BM. An old Mercury outboard came with it, antique looking, maybe one of the very first outboards ever made.  I called the boat: “De Schuifpeen”, which means the “Sliding Carrot”. With all that money I was rich beyond comprehension, and who the friends were I don’t recall, but they were there. I had a crate (24 bottles) of beer on the foredeck and another on the aft-deck. Moored off at the “Bonte Koe”, which means: “The Spotted Cow”. Soon I had the nickname: “Het Bonte Kalf”, meaning the spotted calf. Bont means also wild, as we say in Holland: “Make it not too bont”, means: don’t go it too wild, take it easy. One day, a sunny morning, I moored the “Schuifpeen” at the dock of the restaurant disco-bar De Bonte Koe,  where I had the waiters serve me breakfast on board, around 11 am. A man who was sitting on the terrace came up the pier and asked if he could see the old outboard engine that was behind on the transom. It was an odd old engine, brand name Mercury, with two handles, one for gas, acceleration and one for rich or lean. It had a four blade screw. It started by winding a thin rope around the flywheel on top and then pulling it. One had to experiment, according to the weather, the temperature, rain or shine, how to set those two to make it run. It was noisy and smoky, but it ran. I called it my cream whipper, and mysteriously it worked, while it had been on the attic of my friends home for almost twenty years until I had discovered it there under an inch of dust. The man identified himself as the country’s agent general for Mercury motors and wanted to buy it. He wanted it for the showroom of his company. It would be maybe the oldest Mercury in the country. After much beer and talk we made a deal. In place of the old relic the man gave me a brand new one, latest model, more power, less noise and smoke, a modern miracle. I used it until the end of that season and then gave it back with the boat to my brother’s friend. I do not remember doing anything special the rest of that year

 

1963 Cat year

 My somewhat recovered father had secured me a job. I start working on the “Rotterdam”, at the time the fifth biggest cruise ship of the world. It was made to just pass through both the Panama and the Suez Canals. I made trips with the “Rotterdam”, from Rotterdam to Le Havre, to Southampton to New York. The ship stayed three days there, in Hoboken. Then one week at sea again, two days in Rotterdam and back to sea. I started as bellboy. I was dressed in a funny uniform, green pants with a silver stripe on the outside of the legs, a short jacket with silver buttons and on my head a pillbox. Than I was also elevator operator, and guide to bring people to their cabins and the restaurant and the various bars on the ship. It had 11 floors from the top to the waterline and 7 floors, decks they are called on a ship, under the waterline. My quarters were up front, port side, high over the waterline. The crew cabin housed 6 of us, most having the same rank in the same line of work. We were somehow the lowest of the civil crew, but there were lower ranked crewmembers than we, like the Spanish workman who we paid a little to clean out our cabin, change sheets and towels and keep it tidy. The crew bar was located in the crew mess room, and opened from 11 AM. I remember that for every door I opened the passing passenger would press a quarter in my hand. Four quarters in a dollar which was 3.60 guilders those days, a lot of money. The crew bar was only a hole in the wall were we could buy drinks and take it to the table or wherever. We could drink as much as we wanted as long as we came sober on the job. The price for a glass of foaming beer was 8 dollar cents! We would sit in the cabin and send one of us to the bar to fetch one plateau full. The one who went down did not have to pay, and took two dollars to come back with 24 glasses. It happened that I was on my way from the mess to the cabin with a plateau full of glasses on my shoulder together with a boy from another cabin in the same area. We had to negotiate various doors, staircases and corridors. The ship was moving a lot, outside we had an atlantic storm. Some beer spilled over me, but I managed to hold my course. The staircase was made of open iron web, and when the boy 2 decks higher than me crashed and his plateau with 24 glasses came down, I had to move out of the way fast, or I would have been showered with beer and small bits and pieces of glass. Later I worked in the restaurant as a beginning waiter and became a member of the crew show. I was a wild young crazy fellow and when I had a good drink I could dance on my hunches like I had seen the Russian Cossacks do. The cold war was very real those days and anything Russian was always a little strange, suspect or kind of forbidden and frowned upon. So, me being the only one who could dance on my hunches for real, the show organizers made a Russian show. I did the real Russian dancing, and the other guys sat on a low bench pretending to dance, throwing their legs up and down. That activity and the constant work with heavy loads running up and down stairs on a moving ship resulted later in having bad knees.

 

1964 Dragon year

The trip around the world on the “Rotterdam”. It started in New York took only 80 days. After the book of Jules Verne. From New York to Southampton and le Havre to take on more passengers. We made the boat Cruise ready. Straight to Gibraltar, the Rock of the British, stolen from Spain when England was mighty and terrorizing the rest of the world, they called it Ruling The Waves... Well I was ruling the waves and looked with wonder and awe upon my world. High ranking crewmembers got passenger cabins in the aft lower part of the ship. We had only half the capacity of guests on board. Maybe a few less than 800 and we had 800 crewmembers. One on one. Very luxury, not exactly the Titanic, but still very high class. In Gibraltar I got permission to go ashore, called shore-leave. I took a tour like a tourist, sightseeing. I did see a monkey, and some Englishmen. Nice old fashioned shop signs and white and black checkered caps on police men.  On we went to Malaga and took on some passengers. Then to Menton, or Marseille for more guests. On to Milan, in Italy. I went ashore and met Italian poor hustlers offering black and white photographs of naked women. My first contact with pimps. It was cold, the locals where wearing old fashioned long heavy coats, everything was cold, almost freezing in a place that is built for heat, for a blazing sun, not for a cold howling freezing wind. In Athens it was also cold and I didn’t get off the ship. We never stayed more than a day or so in port and in no time we were back at sea. Now the weather got better. Real sunshine and arriving in Cairo I hung over the railing to see what happened. Egyptian boys diving in the water next to the ship when passengers threw coins over board, they seemed to have an endless supply of quarts in their pockets. I had little time, but could walk the pier beside the ship and there I tried to resist the dozens of hustlers. They offered Players, English cigarettes in sealed new tins, which later happened to be filled with paper and sawdust. Little giraffes and camels, made from genuine camel leather, only to later, when coming in moist surroundings, to fall apart because they were made of papier mache.

Through the Suez Canal. Although I had to work, I could look out now and again. Majestically the giant luxury floating palace which is my home now, slides through the desert. Pyramids are far away, but camels are close by and walk along the shore of the channel. My first contact with this new reality. A great lake in the Canal made for a stop. Passengers went to the pyramids, I stayed and worked the restaurant very much. I had to work breakfast, lunch and dinner shift. We had 4 ranks in the restaurant hierarchy, I had started at the lowest, called commie. I had to clear the stations of used things, and bring them away. I worked from 4 sets of 4 tables and two stations that held all the plates, cutlery and all else. There I put the food, which I got from the kitchen. A commie was not allowed to come close to the tables with eating passengers. The “commie de rang”, the next rank up, would put food from the station on the tables. The “chef” would hand it out, put it on the plates and the “chef de rang”, the highest of the four, only walked around with a broad smile, asking if the food was good, and took the compliments, and tips, and he cut the meat. Complaints went to the cooks, the chef de rang had never done anything wrong. The “chef” ladled the soup, the “commie de rang” took away the dirty plates, put them on the station from where I, the commie, brought them away, down the rolling stairs to the dish washing factory. Many a good piece of exquisite food was never touched and if the others had not taken it, I could indulge. The older workers knew how to order food for themselves, I was still a b