Some time ago, I read about a lady who was asked to perform some for her unusual sex acts in bed with her newly required lover man. Not that he was gay, wrote she, but what he wanted was strange to her. She did not explain in detail what was asked of her, but she asked advice from the wise woman in the newspaper. The wise woman did not answer the question other than telling the lady not to give in to a man that gave compliments in the street, that was how she had met him, and other nonsense advice, that would not help any questioner at all.

 However, mentioning the word “gay”, makes one think of man to man action and that implies back door performance. In case he wanted to use her back door, I comment that it is not proper to go through a back door where a front door is available. In case he wanted her to check his back, I elaborate:

 Every woman should study male anatomy if she cares for him, to find out that most men will develop prostate cancer if: 1, he lives long enough and: 2, that gland is ignored. The prostate gland is the place where the “milk” (yogurt, cumm), is produced, which holds and keeps sperm alive until ejaculation. The prostate gland should be exercised and possibly massaged when a man gets over 40-50 years of age.To stimulate the gland and prevent atrophy, sickness or cancer, contractions of the sphincter are very good to do, several times a day. The gland is located inside the body, between the legs, easiest accessible from behind. When a doctor examines it for swelling, indications of inflammation, or cancer, he inserts his finger in the anus. A healthy prostate gland feels in size like a chestnut, firm and round. The feeling is quit pleasant and is erotically arousing. That is why gays who act the female part enjoy much as the male administers his member just there, stimulating and rubbing his partners prostate gland. You have in the meantime understood where the name prostitute comes from. She who relieves the prostate gland of excessive pressure for a reward is called so. Inside tender massage of the gland with a (long) finger or with another soft thing, especially made for, available in sex shops, the active contractions of the sphincter and the eating of cooked, yes, cooked tomatoes(!) seem to prevent prostate cancer. For a fact, Italian men who eat cooked tomato [sauce] on their spaghetti almost every day, have less prostate cancer than any other .

 Women who want to give their men unknown pleasures could explore the male backside in more than one way. When on the verge of ejaculation, a touching of the anus can augment his excitement manifold.

 Please do use condoms and not Vaseline or oil based lubricants, only water based jelly’s, available in every supermarket, drugstore and pharmacy, wash with lukewarm water and use those condoms, try colored ones, or with taste of strawberry or banana, think of carnival coming , ribbed or smooth, use them. Abundantly. Enjoy your God given outfit to the full; it was not created to be ignored.